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Toilets for Everyone

by Housewitches

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Work-to-live culture is toxic, token gestures don't help anyone but those at the top, and that all toilets should be for all people 🧙‍♀️🚽 See youse in the toilets waiting for the bell to ring 💚

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This meeting could have been an email
This carpark could have fit in 8 bikes
This contractor could have been an employee
This contract could have been less shitty

These hollow gestures could have happened years ago
These wellness tips could’ve been you actually caring
These token gestures could have happened years ago
Years of my life I will never get back

This D3MQ could have been an MT4
This toilet could’ve been for everyone
This flat structure is a hierarchy with a moustache
This “tēnā koe” doesn’t count as honouring Te Tiriti

These hollow gestures could have happened years ago (smoko is sacred)
Micromanagement could have been you trusting me (smoko is sacred)
These token gestures could have happened years ago (smoko is sacred)
Years of my life I will never get back (smoko is sacred)

This pizza party should’ve been a pay rise
This thank you card should’ve been a pay rise
This rebrand could’ve been a pay rise
This pay rise could’ve kept up with inflation

These hollow gestures could have happened years ago (smoko is sacred)
Micromanagement could have been you trusting me (smoko is sacred)
These token gestures could have happened years ago (smoko is sacred)
Years of my life I will never get back (smoko is sacred)

This day of work could’ve been a day off playing with my dog
Ruff

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released February 2, 2023
Bridget, Esther, Micheline and Rory

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Housewitches Wellington, New Zealand

The Socialised Union of Housewitches writes happy songs for cynical souls.

Bitter fuzzy muff rock that bubbles from the cauldron of Te Whanganui-a-Tara.

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