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Harsh Mellows

by Housewitches

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1.
Humourless 02:41
It was just a joke I was just having a laugh, dear Looking over my shoulder Just a bit of fun It's just something the kids say Also something that I say Again and again and again But you weren't supposed to hear it You're humourless So serious You should smile more, smile more You're humourless Stop looking so glum I was just having a look, love Take it as a compliment Enjoying the view It's just something the lads do Also something that I do Again and again and again Did you see what she was wearing? You're humourless So serious You should smile more, smile more You're humourless Boys will be boys and then men will be boys and We turn a blind eye to protect their job prospects Boys will be boys and then men will be boys and We turn a blind eye to protect their jobs You're humourless So serious You should smile more, smile more You're humourless Won't somebody please think of the men?
2.
Here to Help 03:28
Just going about his business A mum and dad investor Balancing the ledger A resource extractor, sub-contractor Everything is above board, above board We’re here to help Investors are people too We’re just bigger people than you Just greening his business One useless step at a time He’s helping too, environmental tagline Baby steps – their bags are paper now We just had a planting day Can’t you see we're doing the bare minimum We’re here to help Businessmen are people too We’re just bigger people than you We’re here to help Landlords are people too We’re just bigger people than you We’re here to help Centrists are people too We’re just bigger people than you
3.
I know, I know It’s like your mum telling you to tie your shoelaces Eyeroll, eyeroll your sister nagging you to be careful Breathe in, breathe out She just asked you to quarantine Hold on, hold on Let’s not take the headcrab back to earth Cause we’ve all got to to our bit We might be harbouring an alien Fixated on killing you While using your body as a reproductive vessel Everybody should Listen to Ripley It’s not to late to Listen Everybody should Listen to Ripley It’s not to late to Listen I know, I know It’s like a good idea that wasn’t your own Eyeroll, eyeroll You were just about to say that Breathe in, breathe out You’re not the hero this time around Hold on, hold on The milk robot was capitalism all along?! Cause we’ve all got to do our bit Humility isn't as bad As an alien using your body as a reproductive vessel Everybody should Listen to Ripley It’s not to late to Listen Everybody should Listen to Ripley It’s not to late to Listen Listen Listen Listen to Ripley Listen Listen Listen
4.
We’ve been explicit, we’ve taken over Here’s a list of the things we’ll be banning: Owning horses, riding horses Racing horses, horses in general We’re banning everything We’re burning everything Sealions, national pride Diet yoghurt, marmalade Your unsolicited opinions Fully-automated, non-binary, space communism Fully-automated, non-binary, smash the patriarchy This is for your own protection Here’s a list of the things we’ll be banning: Public displays of chauvinism Private displays of chauvinism We’re banning everything We’re burning everything Handshakes, gendered honourifics National anthems, moral panic Missionary – singular and plural Fully-automated, non-binary, space communism Fully-automated, non-binary, smash the patriarchy We’re coating you in marshmallow Health and safety gone wild Political correctness run amok Health and safety gone wild We’re coating you in marshmallow Health and safety gone wild Political correctness run amok Health and safety gone wild Fully-automated, non-binary, space communism Fully-automated, non-binary, space communism Fully-automated, non-binary, space communism Fully-automated, non-binary, smash the patriarchy

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Written and performed by Housewitches – Bridget, Esther, Mich, and Rory.

Engineered by Simon Blackwell 💜

We hope you like our songs.

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released January 12, 2022

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Housewitches Wellington, New Zealand

The Socialised Union of Housewitches writes happy songs for cynical souls.

Bitter fuzzy muff rock that bubbles from the cauldron of Te Whanganui-a-Tara.

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